Beauty and the Weird, episode 3

In a forest in Washington, here is this alligator, who was apparently petrified of crossing the path. Look how big his eyes were. Petrified, I tell you, simply petrified. He just sat there, waiting for the path to completely clear of those annoying people things. But he waited too long…because he didn’t know it, but annoying people things never go away completely…and now he’s petrified (wood).